Today has the been the greatest of my life. I’ve spent several hours alone in a large house in an American suburb, blasting out death metal and learning Javascript. Soon my brother in law to be will arrive to take me thrift-store browsing.
He’s also called Bobby, but it’s fairly easy to tell the two of us apart, seeing as he weighs about 17 stone.

5 responses so far ↓
angela // May 15, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Ah Boob, that sounds brilliant- replace the death metal with Led Zepplin and it sounds like my life at 15. (and America with Canada)
Gary // May 16, 2008 at 2:02 pm
what Angela meant was replace it with Lead Zep and a shed load of drugs and alco-pops and it sounds like her life at 15!
Dave(cc) // May 16, 2008 at 2:04 pm
YOU ROCK SOCKS BOOB!
Does the other Bobby get called BOOBY too as I am guessing at 17 stone he would have man boobs?!
Eli // May 16, 2008 at 2:16 pm
oh god that brings back memories.
I was more of a glam metal type but my little sister was into death metal and speed metal and would try to drown out my music….. but given that my speakers were bigger and your average napalm death track is 45 mins long……. I usually won!!!
Boob // May 19, 2008 at 2:52 pm
i should hasten to add that, much of the other booby’s 17 stone comes from the fact that he’s about 6′ 3″. he’d be scary if emily’s oldest sister wasn’t scarier…